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When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
Is that zane from 1direction
this post ruined my life
omg ive been trying to look for this post
You Can’t Touch Bird Jesus - Imgur
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
fucki m laughing so hard
OH MY GOD
Reason #4859 why I love Jesse Cox: he gives no shits about getting the shits
"I love the Yogscast!"
"…But when is Shadow of Israphel coming bac-"
Twitching! by Ry-Spirit
Congrats everyone on beating it, I also helped out ok.
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Pokémon religious beliefs and creation stories